Caption this:

Vandalism

It is that time of year again, when vandals come down from the treetops and terrorize us by eating the faces off of our holiday decorations. We can help you capture video of the little terrorists, but we can’t stop them.

Human vandals make extra appearances this time of year, too. There’s still time to add a doorbell camera or Total Connect camera before Halloween, and certainly before you travel for Thanksgiving or Winter break/Christmas. Let us know if you’re interested. You can call 816-436-3000 x1 or request pricing from our website.

My caption of this photo of a squirrel taunting us would be “Secure this, m#@$%@ f#$^&$!” (He looks like a foul-mouthed adolescent to me.) What would your caption be?

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